Anonymous:
So you just want to see old mens fat stomachs out all over the place?
yes
if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle
Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.
*goes outside and my car is coated in a layer of cum* oh my godddd cant have shit in dragonville
*slams my tankard down on the end of a long feasting table, looking at the fattened Jarl with pure contempt* My men haven’t recieved hole pics in weeks, to say nothing of ball vids or shaft jiggle GIFs. They are dying in droves, while you sit here upon your throne of bone…. your ancestors would sob at such a display.
